I look both ways, even on a one-way street. No matter how I say
“cawfee,” obviously I’m from Connecticut.
Whenever I try looking one way, a bike is going up the wrong way. This
is so typical.
City life hasn’t been working out so well for me. I always have to
swipe twice on the subway. I feel heavy and sleep in too late on
Sundays.
I’m told that I should move to Queens. Some of the worst decisions
I’ve ever made in my life were made in Queens. I’ll always remember
Loretta from Bensonhurst. Brooklyn hurts my heart too much.
This is crazy. I shouldn’t have to move. If the city’s so great I
should be happy here. Mike Bloomberg isn’t in the Top 10 richest
Americans anymore- it really is time for a new election. That’s what
the problem is; Bloomberg. I vote that Zuckerberg guy.
Chicken on the Hudson
Max Mignon is a cleaning lady with a huge ego. It's so big she thinks she can change the entirety of New York City just by existing. Set in the summer of 2009, CHICKEN on the HUDSON celebrates the endless possibilities of the greatest city on earth. Join Max as she explores New York neighborhoods alongside a Bolivian heiress, Boar's Head truck driver, CEO, iron worker, and more.
If you like:
- Meat
- Construction Workers
- Abandoned Shit
- Cat Agonis
- Worthless Facts
- Skyscrapers
- Having Sex
- Hating on Robert Moses
- Reading Other People's Journals When You Shouldn't
- Boros Other Than Manhattan
- Classy New Yorkers
- Trashy New Yorkers
You'll adore CHICKEN on the HUDSON.
